April 2010
40 posts
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best communication breakdown of the evening
My transcription program getting
small patent perform an overall
from small patent foramen ovale, or PFO for short.
Well? What are you waiting for, get over there and perform an overall, y’all!
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Massive Overshare Time
Gather around kids, I’m about to tell you a story about my sinus passages!
I have been low-level ill for months now. I get better, then I get worse, then I get better, then I get even worse. Then I get HulkSmash enraged at having tasted the sweet elixir of almost-completely-not-feeling-like-shitness only to have the pimp cup of health ripped from my hands. Over and over and over. My main...
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What bothers me most is their response when THEY don’t understand the joke. The smug, contented shrug. We don’t get it, you should have known we wouldn’t get it, you should have dumbed it down for us. They go so far as to congratulate the next contestant for doing just that. Do not wear your stupidity like a tiara, people. You are not heiresses. But you know what? I should just...
Daily Meh: We’re almost halfway through Jorge Luis... →
We’re almost halfway through Jorge Luis Borges’s only novel before it is revealed that the narrator is Moses. Borges perfected this particular technique in the short story The House of Asterion, also about a mythological figure, but Dios1 was written earlier. It’s his longest work, but still a…
Best tl;dr ever. A+, would read again! Also, this is a stellar idea. Get on it, Tumblr...
my people use every part of the heart
(I’ve been conflicted about even verbalizing this, but here goes, I’m just hitting Create Post already)
A year ago I was sitting in a hospital room next to my dead mother, unwilling and unable to leave. Some days I can feel the distance of that year, there is space between me and the sadness. Other days there is no time elapsed, there is only that moment of cataclysmic grief. One sob....
“You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to...”
– Eric Hoffer (via livejamie)
listening to "Mike Scott - Lovelight In The... →
What I love about blip are the happy accidents. Looking for Waterboy’s Mike Scott and finding steel guitar Hawaiian moonlight makeout sesh Mike Scott.
listening to " →
You wonder why I have such a Brandi Carlilie ladyboner? Sure she’s super cute and funny but then OMG HER VOICE. I would switch teams for this woman.
listening to "Amy Winehouse - Will You Still Love... →
The perfect song for my #chsh babies.
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“…he is the man more than any other who has created modern prose, and intensified...”
– James Joyce on Dostoyevsky (via dostoyevsky)
“the reasonable man achieves nothing”
