September 2009
133 posts
“Girls like it when you nickname them something smaller than a bread box. Chickadee. Pat of Butter. Baby Mouse. This makes us feel tiny and adorable. Space Heater and Minivan do not.”
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Mindy Kaling (via fuckyeahmindy) (via cleversimon)
Gravy boat? (via insooutso)
Hostess Fruit Pie? Stick o’ Buttah? (via frageelay)
(via frageelaytwit)
stuffed loin of pork?
(via inthefade)
Cheese log?
(via rachelarogers)
Reese Cup?
(via ronbailey)
Cumdrop? (I’m so sorry) (via mayjah)