“Girls like it when you nickname them something smaller than a bread box. Chickadee. Pat of Butter. Baby Mouse. This makes us feel tiny and adorable. Space Heater and Minivan do not.” —
Hostess Fruit Pie? Stick o’ Buttah? (via frageelay)
stuffed loin of pork?
Cumdrop? (I’m so sorry) (via mayjah)